Sexy new granny bike, anyone?

Thursday was a very special day in the life of Jeff Santilli, as it marked the beginning of a new life. Yes, that's right, everyone.....I got a brand new, 28" frame mamachari (granny bike). It's so sexy! I feel like I am cheating on my old mamachari, but she understands. I just need to be with someone closer to my size. Plus, this way when I have my tricks over to Yabuzuka, I will have an extra bike to offer them. I am a classy slut.

I am eternally grateful to Grant for taking me to Aeon in his Jurassic Park-mobile to get the bike. Plus, hello, when you're at Aeon you have to go to Ninnikuya and get brick toast (the best dessert in the world). It was a little depressing, as they totally know me there. My favorite waitress greeted us and was like, "You sit in non-smoking, right?" Then our waiter knew I had been there, and had me sing along when he sang the cinnamon song (that's right, there is a song they sing when they pour extra cinnamon on your toast! I don't know all of it, but Grant and I ganbaru-ed). On the way out, my favorite waitress was like, "You're not wearing your Senshu University shirt this time!" I had worn it last time, and it had "left an impression in her mind that she couldn't forget" (or some such translation). Ninnikuya, I love thee! Anyone who visits me will most definitely be dragged there.

Anyway, after much deliberation at Sekichu, I picked my bike. I haven't decided what his or her name is. I think it's a guy, since he's big. Hmm. Anyway, it was FAR too expensive for a granny bike, but I rode it on Friday and it fits me SO much better than my old one. Mmmm, he's a keeper!



Hell yeah, bitches!



Check out my extra storage space. Mmmhmmm!