JTE: How was your holiday?
Me: It was good. I went shopping with my friends.
JTE: Oh, shopping. Do you sometimes clean your room?
Me: Yes, I cleaned the house on Sunday. It wasn’t fun.
JTE: Hmmm. I’m sorry, I think you are fatter than before, around here *gestures towards neck* I think you like to eat delicious food!
Me: Well, I’ve noticed that your fashion sense is as heinous as your English skills!
K, that last line of mine was made up, but it is what I should have said. Instead, I merely muttered:
Me: ....yes, I like to eat....
Um, OKAY! First of all, what is the train of thought in this conversation? Second of all, fuck you, too!
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