K, so it is so cold that in the last 12 hours, my hands have been cut and started bleeding for like no reason. Hello, I put moisturizer on my hands twice a day, how can they be that dry?! Yes, gross, but that brings up the topic of this post!
Last night it happened and I was like “What the fuck?!” I was holding a piece of paper at the time, so I told the Japanese people, “Oh, maybe I got a papercut,” to which they responded (in a state of shock), “……….cut by paper? Your skin must be weak!” Now, this begs the question, do Japanese people NOT get papercuts?! Is their skin thicker than ours? This sounds like a fake question, but it is possible! Somehow they have the magical ability to hold so-hot-they-could-be-radioactive things in their hands and not really notice, so maybe my poor Whitey McWhiterson skin doesn’t compare to the People of the Sun? I’m not sure.
Perhaps this could inspire a science test. Go up to Japanese people at random and try to cut them with a combination of blunt and sharp things and see what the results are. Report back here immediately!
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i think japanese paper is made of different softer material so it is less likely to cut you. ^_^
That explains it! I knew there was something different about Japanese paper! Hehe.
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