Jefu the Judge

My favorite pastime when bored at my desk is judging other teachers by their strange actions…it is the best way to pass the time, especially now that I have the best people-watching desk in the staffroom! Some observations from bored Jeff:

-The choir/band teacher is ALWAYS running around the school as if there is a choir-related emergency just around the corner. She seriously runs everywhere she goes. I really don’t know why she is always in such a hurry, but because of this constant exercise, her calves are HUGE! They like the size of my torso! Eek! Don’t get in a kickboxing fight with the choir teacher, yo!

-There is a new 1nensei P.E. teacher who has a permaconfused look on his face. At first I thought it was just because he was new and he didn’t know where he was going around the school, but apparently he is still lost 2 months later. Poor guy.

-The new female P.E. teacher has the most unfortunate fashion sense ever! She wears her track pants up to her boobs, and she isn’t even that old! Maybe late 30’s? Hello, it’s okay to wear your pants at your waist! Whenever she comes into the staffroom and is standing around between classes, she hikes up her pants as far as they go, even though they were plenty high as they were! To add to this extremely hot look, she has recently donned a most heinous and ENORMOUS visor to protect her from the sun while P.E.-ing. Yes, it is probably good for your skin, but sometimes fashion must take priority over health, I am afraid. There is no reason to wear a visor the size of Greece on your damn head when it isn’t even that sunny, woman!

Yes, I am going to hell, but at least I’m having a fun ride on the way there.