Times when Jeff bites his lip and pretends nothing is funny

-So, I was playing Battleship with a 2nensei on Tuesday, who apparently missed the million times we played Battleship last year, as he had no idea what he was doing. He would hit my Battleship, then not write it down, then go to a whole different place on the board? Poor guy. Anyway, he also apparently didn’t feel like reading the people’s entire names, because EVERY TIME he would ask about Harry Potter, he would say, “Was Happy Potty __________?” Er, no, Happy Potty was not eating lunch.

-There is this (boring) activity in the textbook where I read the description of a pictured room in the textbook, then I read how the room appears now, and the kids have to draw what I say in the semi-blank picture. There were three balls, but it changes to two balls. While going over the answers, I had to repeatedly ask, “Where are the balls? How many balls are there? Are there three balls or two balls? Where ARE the balls? Are there any balls in the room?” Sadly, I was far too amused by this.

Moral of the story is: Jeff is more immature than his students.