Apparently the poopy smell of Yabuzuka attracts flies from around the world, as every summer the staffroom is ATTACKED by flies. There are soooooooooo many in here it is fucking gross! The only fun part about this fact is that male teachers who aren’t teaching go around the staffroom and kill as many flies as possible. Armed with a fly swatter and passive-aggressive anger, no flies in Yabu stand a chance! I was watching two teachers fly-swatting for about a half hour before I joined in on the festivities. It’s a good way to bond with the teachers!
3 ways to get a Japanese teacher to talk to you:
1. Go somewhere and give them candy.
2. Talk about the weather (either “It’s cooooooooold!” or “It’s hoooooooooot!”)
3. Kill some flies!
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Dude, I'm outta candy and the weather is the same old lately, but I can't bring myself to killing flies in order to bond w/ the teachers! Hmm...maybe this is just a male bonding thing anyway. Or MAYBE, it's just a Yabu thing b/c Kizaki doesn't have flies!! Hahahahahaha. End retarded laugh.
You DON'T have flies?! Ii naa. Yabu sucks.
But yeah, I think it is a male thing...like smoking and eating all of the leftovers (except for the fruit, which is obviously only for the women).
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