Clazy 3nensei

My first two days back at school have reminded me that my kids are weird and funny! For 3nensei classes we did this writing practice where they answer the questions in the textbook. Here is the most amusing answer:

1. What would you like to do if you have enough time and money?
I want to go to heaven.

2. Why would you like to do that?
Because I want to die.

3. How long have you wanted to do that?
Since yesterday.

4. How will you feel when you do that?
I’ll be happy.

In the States that would be written by some scary goth person, but this was by a funny kid so it was okay!

And the answer that I most relate with is:

1. What would you like to do if you have enough time and money?
I want to eat until I am full.

2. Why would you like to do that?
Because eating is important.

Aww, a boy after my own heart! It is kinda sad what some of the kids would do with money, though. One person just wanted to go home so she could sleep? Hello, who doesn’t answer “travel around the world” to that question!