So for my 2nensei class I am having them do a dialogue in which one person is going to Tokyo and doesn’t know where to go, and the other (who goes to Tokyo all the time) is suggesting good places to go. It has a basic set thingy and the kids insert certain words and places themselves (which I am italicizing here). Today two of my best students had funny ones that I had to share. Plus it is in good English!!!

A: You look very tired.

B: Yes. I am going to Tokyo on Friday! I want to go sightseeing, but I don’t know much about Tokyo.

A: Oh, really? I love Tokyo! I go there every week with my
girlfriends.

B: Really? Will you please tell me good places to go sightseeing?

A: Why don’t you go to Kabukicho? It is very fun. You can meet many kids of women there.

B: That sounds great! Thank you!

A: Have fun in Tokyo!

K, that is only fun if you know about Kabuki-cho, but it is funny, dammit ;)

And one other:

A: You look very angry.

B: Yes. I am going to Tokyo on Friday! I want to go sightseeing, but I don't know much about Tokyo.

A: Oh, really? I love Tokyo! I go there every day with my
three thousand dogs.

B: Really? Will you please tell me good places to go sightseeing?

A: Why don’t you give up going to Tokyo? It is very dangerous. You can not do anything there.

B: That sounds great! Thank you!

A: Have fun in Tokyo! (and he wrote in (?) here, hehe)

K, so maybe these don’t seem funny to anyone but me, but you have to be an ALT here to understand! They actually thought outside of the box!