I'm a good cultural ambassador

So, tonight's dinner was fun! The highlight had to be after all of the gaijin left, and Grant and I introduced Mami, Minako and Kiyo to the wonderful world of gay porn (of the non-Japanese variety). Grant had his computer with him, so they got to watch multiple movies at once. Some of their translated comments included:

"He's SO CUTE!!!!" (as the guy was fucking someone up the ass....this quote was said over and over and over)

"It's HUGE!"

"If anything that huge ever entered me, I would die!"

"That would come up to HERE on me!" *points to breasts*

"Sad, that guy didn't cum very far!"

"After all of this, I won't be able to sleep tonight!"

"Compared to straight sex, this is like gymnastics!"

Hmm, I'm sure there are more, but I sadly can't recall them. Needless to say, Grant and I were laughing way too hard to even focus on the content of the movies (and that takes a lot!).