BORED BORED BORED

At Minami Shougakkou with NOTHING to do...lalala. I sense this will be a very exciting entry ;) I don't understand why they give me 6th period off, as I literally have nothing to do for over an hour, so I just sit here. Well, usually I have classes to plan for two weeks from now, but the lady in charge of me hasn't made next month's schedule, so I don't know what to plan. I was trying to think of excuses to leave early ("er, I have to go to chuugakkou for some reason!"), but sometimes people call for me here and I don't wanna be caught in my ALT web of lies. Boo for being a semi-honest person!

My classes were fun today, though, so that's good. For some reason the Sensei for my 5th period class had to go somewhere, so I had the whole class to myself. It was nice, as that is the one teacher here who is like, "Be quiet, you're not allowed to be having fun RARRR!" so I made it into a big American loud-ass classroom, which was a nice change. We moved all of the desks to the front and ran around the back of the room and stuff. I even got to sit on top of the desks! Ah, how I miss such Western things.

Speaking of Western things, I haven't bitched about something yet. SO, some fucking mother complained to Mr. Onda (the Ota BOE ALT supervisor) that "four ALTs and one JTE" were fucking chewing gum at the speech contest. Um. What the fuck kind of dumbass would take the time to call up Mr. Onda and be like "Oh my god, I can't believe these people were CHEWING GUM at my son or daughter's English speech contest! They only fucking wrote the entire speech for them and spent a million hours with them for two months! How dare they have refreshing breath! CRAZY GAIJIN GAHHHH!" What the fuck? Might I add that that was the only sustenance we had for like the whole eight hour-long speech contest. Grrr. Im not bitter! Hehe.

Hmm, 45 minutes 'til I am outta here! I def. felt the keitai love today, as I got messages from eight people in one hour! Anyhoo, I'm going to Darin's tonight for dinner in Isesaki. Hello, I would travel to like Tochigi for FLAUTAS and possibly pumpkin pie?! Yes, orgasm. I am so overwhelmed by the thought of such delicacies that I can't possibly write any more. Time to go find a quiet corner and fantasize about the food that will be in my tummy tonight. Fuck porn, I need to start downloading videos of people eating Mexican food, it is so much hotter!