SAVE ME

K, so when one moves to Japan, one brings a shitload of deodorant with them, because it is hard to find here, and the stuff that is here is weak or weird spray-on stuff. One would assume that without deodorant, the whole country would smell of BO, but Japanese people somehow sweat WAY less than nasty gaijin, and it usually isn’t a problem. However, certain people seem to be making up for the ENTIRE Japanese population when it comes to body odor! There is this one teacher here who is like four desks away from me who always stinks. However, he’s rarely at his desk, so it usually isn’t a problem. On the new schedule, however, I appear to have a free period with him in which I get to take a wild adventure into his nasty armpits and never escape! What the fuck! He is like four desks away from me and it smells like I am inside his fucking t-shirt! I can’t breathe!!!! Saaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!