Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Putting the “gay” in geijutsu

So the other day I was sitting at my desk during lunch (as I do), and Ms. Ito turned to me and said, “Maybe during lunch you can go outside and play basketball with the boys?” After a moment of pure terror at this thought, I informed her, “Um….I can’t play basketball.” She then proceeded to ask me what sports I do play, at which I made a big dame sign with my arms to inform her that Jeff+sports do NOT mix at all.

I made excuses for my lack of sportiness by saying that in high school I was in band, drama and the student body president (wow, that looks SOOOO nerdy on paper, sad!), and she was like “Ah, geijutsu dane!” (“You’re artistic, huh?”). Yes, I am indeed VERY GEIjutsu!

Also, I don’t want any more of this “her wanting me to participate in school more” shit. Hello, I already teach four classes a day, I’m like twice as busy as most ALTs! Meh! Let me read and write E-Mails in peace, woman!

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