So, Holly ran into a not-friend from high school (hehe) at Starbucks a while ago and ended up having a what-I-bet was an awkward "catching up" conversation. The girl she was talking to was heading to the Peace Corps, to which Holly replied, wow, Jeff is teaching in Japan. And then the girl mentions my apparent DRUG PROBLEM?! Someone had told her group of friends that I am addicted to coke! Hahahahahahaha. WTF! I don't even drink coke the drink, let alone do coke the drug!
Hahaha, that is soooooooooo fucked up. Hmm, I wonder how many people know of this rumor! Very intriguing. But yeah, it's totally fucked-up and.....oh, shit, I forgot, there's a hooker laying in my bed with coke lines waiting for me on her naked body. Fuck! I'll finish this post later! SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF!
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Denial is the fist step towards acceptance of your problem Jeff! So, don't worry!!! I ams ure you're really in Japan in a rehab center and not really teaching English!!!! Tell us the truth!
HAHAHAHHAHA....LOL!!! That is soo random yet HILARIOUS. I can't believe everyone knows of this addiction of yours. Um, wait...nevermind. I was thinking it was food instead. Haha. ;-)
ahahahahahahaha
now I can have all the crack to myself!
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