Ayashiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

One of the most annoying parts of Japanese school culture to me is that random-ass peeps just come to our school to sell stuff and everyone has to be nice to them (well, for the most part) and host them and be like "Yes, you can sell random shit here, have some green tea!!!" I really don’t get it at all and it annoys me and I ignore the bitches (of course they ignore me too since I am a whitey). The only time I have ever listened to any of them is when a guy came during the summer trying to sell a $2,000 water filter (okay, first of all who cares that much about healthy water, and second of all, why would you be like "Let’s go school-to-school and sell these!!!") because he bought us bentos. Hell, yeah!

Anyway, today marks the sketchiest people so far, as they came in during lunch and set up shop in the back, making everyone clean their kyushoku trays in the hall instead of at the tables that they took over. Anyway, they put this crappy green blanket on top of the table and bust out all of these random-ass ties and shitty t-shirts? Everyone is ignoring the t-shirts, but the teachers are going fucking CRAZY over the ties! There were about ten guy teachers crowding over them all, buying them like mofos! Talk about disposable income, I think I am gonna bring all of the stuff I don’t want in my apartment and sell it in the back of the fucking staffroom, yo!

Anyway, in a country that are total bitches when it comes to sketchy countries like China and stuff, how can they think this is normal and be like “Oh my GOD, give me some of these ties!!!” These people are clazy, yo.