My kids are f-ing crazy

Okay, my kids are officially fucked up, as I keep coming into classrooms to find they have the fucking sliding doors and windows open to let in fresh air?!!!!!! Dude, wtf! Just because it is sunny does NOT mean that it is WARM outside! Apparently they are putting far too much faith into the theory of global warming, ‘cause I dunno what the fuck they are thinking. Then they are like, “It’s cold!” Yeah, no shit it is cold, it’s fucking January and you have all the windows open! I don’t get it! I don’t think they have miraculously learned that they smell like gross teenagers, either, because winter is like the one time of year that they don’t stink up the whole school, haha. Does anyone else’s kids do this? Anyway, I hope they aren’t too into the windows being open, because I get in there and passive-aggressively slam them all shut right away, haha. Crazy-ass mofos.