I don’t give a shit about whether The DaVinci Code movie is good or not (apparently it is not, according to all of the reviews)…however, I am very glad I read the NY Times review, if only for a few choice sentences:
“The DaVinci Code, Ron Howard’s adaptation of Dan Brown’s best-selling primer on how not to write an English sentence, arrives trailing more than its share of theological and historical disputation.
"The Da Vinci Code," which opened the Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday, is one of the few screen versions of a book that may take longer to watch than to read.
Hahaha. Shitty writing, indeed. Got to wonder about a book in which a “chapter” is ONE FUCKING PAGE.
Anyway, I recommend reading the review for plenty of more pretentious, queeny humor (and really, is there any better kind?).
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
El updato de la photos
I have finally added Spring Break and Mexico pictures to my photos page. I will try to get off my ass and post the dame Judi Dench photos on my blog by next week.
Ahahaha, that makes it sound like I'm actually posting photos of Judi Dench.
Ahahaha, that makes it sound like I'm actually posting photos of Judi Dench.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Jefu the Judge
My favorite pastime when bored at my desk is judging other teachers by their strange actions…it is the best way to pass the time, especially now that I have the best people-watching desk in the staffroom! Some observations from bored Jeff:
-The choir/band teacher is ALWAYS running around the school as if there is a choir-related emergency just around the corner. She seriously runs everywhere she goes. I really don’t know why she is always in such a hurry, but because of this constant exercise, her calves are HUGE! They like the size of my torso! Eek! Don’t get in a kickboxing fight with the choir teacher, yo!
-There is a new 1nensei P.E. teacher who has a permaconfused look on his face. At first I thought it was just because he was new and he didn’t know where he was going around the school, but apparently he is still lost 2 months later. Poor guy.
-The new female P.E. teacher has the most unfortunate fashion sense ever! She wears her track pants up to her boobs, and she isn’t even that old! Maybe late 30’s? Hello, it’s okay to wear your pants at your waist! Whenever she comes into the staffroom and is standing around between classes, she hikes up her pants as far as they go, even though they were plenty high as they were! To add to this extremely hot look, she has recently donned a most heinous and ENORMOUS visor to protect her from the sun while P.E.-ing. Yes, it is probably good for your skin, but sometimes fashion must take priority over health, I am afraid. There is no reason to wear a visor the size of Greece on your damn head when it isn’t even that sunny, woman!
Yes, I am going to hell, but at least I’m having a fun ride on the way there.
-The choir/band teacher is ALWAYS running around the school as if there is a choir-related emergency just around the corner. She seriously runs everywhere she goes. I really don’t know why she is always in such a hurry, but because of this constant exercise, her calves are HUGE! They like the size of my torso! Eek! Don’t get in a kickboxing fight with the choir teacher, yo!
-There is a new 1nensei P.E. teacher who has a permaconfused look on his face. At first I thought it was just because he was new and he didn’t know where he was going around the school, but apparently he is still lost 2 months later. Poor guy.
-The new female P.E. teacher has the most unfortunate fashion sense ever! She wears her track pants up to her boobs, and she isn’t even that old! Maybe late 30’s? Hello, it’s okay to wear your pants at your waist! Whenever she comes into the staffroom and is standing around between classes, she hikes up her pants as far as they go, even though they were plenty high as they were! To add to this extremely hot look, she has recently donned a most heinous and ENORMOUS visor to protect her from the sun while P.E.-ing. Yes, it is probably good for your skin, but sometimes fashion must take priority over health, I am afraid. There is no reason to wear a visor the size of Greece on your damn head when it isn’t even that sunny, woman!
Yes, I am going to hell, but at least I’m having a fun ride on the way there.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Dammit!
Photos and video of the penis festival that we sadly missed. Man, MUST go next year! Too amusing.
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