Um, oops!

So today Eduardo and I were bored and went to one of the many sex shops in Zona Rosa (you know, like you do) and were looking at their selection of dildos (we weren’t going to buy one, thank you!). Anyway, they had all of these big funky ones and stuff and then there was this one sad little one that looked so boring! I turned to Eduardo and asked, “Why the hell would you buy one this small? Well, I guess if you have an Asian boyfriend or something.” RIGHT as I am saying this I notice that there are two Korean guys RIGHT BEHIND Eduardo! Um, oops! Hahaha. I hope they couldn’t speak English! Anyway, I am totally gonna get my ass kicked some day for my big bitchy mouth.