Naughty bits!

K, not really, but here are some either naughty or just plain random pics that didn't make it to the semi-family-friendly photo site...


The Country Ma'ams being "sexy" with Country Ma'ams! Mmmmhmmm!


In Korea, we all had the chance to marry Yon-sama! How exciting. Ann takes her turn...


Now Cindy....


Dude, Yon-sama is queenier than me, he should be in the damn bride's dress!


Dude, it's sad when you get excited at the thought of a vending machine with food in it! Vending machines are EVERYWHERE in Japan, but they only have drinks (well, there are also porn ones, battery ones, rice ones, condom ones.....everything but food!). Anyway, the ones in Korea had like big boxes of cookies and shit! Clazy.


Beer in Korea has odd names, yo. Sean's beer likes it could be "Shite" when it is turned properly....


This one looks like it could be "Ass."


And best of all, we have OB, which hopefully is NOT made by the tampon maker! Eww.


Japanese boys LOVE dressing like girls! Akihito got WAY into being Hermione in our skit!


Misaki, the stud of the camp, turned into one big-boobed girl in no time!!!


In Mexican churches, they have all kinds of creepy-ass religious mannequins all over the place. They are CREEPY. Eduardo and I found the treasure of all religious mannequins, tho......gay Jesus!


After leaving the church, Eduardo and I were talking about gay Jesus. We had different takes on it. Proper, polite Eduardo described Jesus as "being in a compromising position," while I said that it was Jesus taking it up the ass. Either way, Jesus is GAY, and a total nelly bottom, to boot!


And just for fun....me and Eduardo, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Picture Update, FINALLY

Yes, I added a shitload shitload shitload of pics to my photo site! Go there NOW, 'cause I did it for YOU and it was BORING! Bastards ;)

Little Samuel Clemens!!!

Sammy is officially the cutest dog EVER!!!!! And I get to see her in 2 1/2 weeks! YAY!!!!

Yabuzuka Matsuri

On Saturday Cindy was nice enough to accompany me to the Yabuzuka matsuri (festival). I went by myself last year and it was soooooo boring and awkward, as I didn’t know anyone (it was a few days after coming here) and I just walked around for 3 hours by myself (sniff!).

Well, it was still kinda boring and awkard this year, but at least Cindy and I could talk shit about people! Hahahaha. Poor Cindy got judged by every single student that passed us (and the entire school was there), as all of my students were searching for gossip between us. I was asked if she was my wife, fiancé, girlfriend, friend, and, most surprisingly, SISTER?! Um, yes, there IS a very strong resemblance…..crazy students.

Anyway, apparently Shinders made a lasting impression, as I am at school today and they are all asking me about her again! Oy.

UNESCO Kyanpu

Last week was a busy week (usually an oxymoron during the summer!) for ALTs, as we all had to go to the UNESCO English Camp from Wednesday through Friday. Each chuugakkou sends their English-y students, and they get to play games, speak English, do skits, etc. It is pretty much an excuse for everyone to get no sleep and have a big sleepover (don’t tell UNESCO that!). There were 15 ALTs (!!!) and 51 kids, so it was a lot of people. We all stayed the night there (well, most of us) Wednesday and Thursday night, so by the end of camp everyone was pretty much sleepwalking.

Each ALT got a group of about four people, and Cindy and I combined our 2nensei boys groups so that it was more fun and less awkward. We were in charge of doing a skit, and we ended up doing Harry Potter. Dude, Yasufumi (one of our boys) is totally an Asian Harry Potter, it was a bit freaky! It was actually a fun skit to prepare…I had forgotten the maturity level of 2nensei boys, as they attempted to incorporate as many fart jokes as possible within the five minutes. We also had the backbone of all skit humor….cross-dressing! We needed a Hermione, and since the group was all boys, we had Akihito dress in drag. Oh, it was amusing. He got wayyyy into it! He did his make-up over like three times! A bit worrisome!

Anyway, the camp was a lot of fun. It is nice to see the kids outside of the school setting, as you can actually see their real personalities….plus you can get all kinds of gossip out of them! Woot! I found out what they think of teachers, who is dating who (I know at least one of those should be “whom,” but whatever), etc! I need to hang out with my kids more often ;)

The only bad thing about the camp (other than getting NO sleep) was that the food was UNBELIEVABLY awful. Like, I have never had worse food in Japan EVER. Our first meal was curry, which is the basic “It’s cheap and you can’t fuck it up, so let’s have curry!” meal. Yet somehow they fucked up fucking curry. It was the saltiest shit EVER. It was like a salt lick with brown sauce over it. UGH. All of the meals were awful, and in the entire three days we had like one serving of vegetables. I felt sooooooooooo fat and malnutrition-ed on Friday that my dinner was just a shitload of vegetables. Fucking camp food! Ugh.

But anyway, the camp was way more fun than hanging out in the boring shokuinshitsu, plus I get 2 days of daikyu out of it! Yeeeea!