1. While Yabuzuka may be a smelly town, and the normal ride to Nitta may be even smellier, the shortcut to Pete's house is somehow even smellier than the two combined. The whole bike ride literally smelled like I was biking through a bag of flaming shit. Yes, not appetizing, but the ride wasn't, either!
2. When bored on a bike ride, just start making up songs and sing them to yourself.
3. When singing gets boring, just start talking to yourself about how the ride is going, and any other thoughts that may be in your head.
4. I love me some Ota ALTs!
5. How does one deal with the lack of cheese in the Japanese diet? Make up for it every Wednesday by eating about 10 pounds of cheese, with or without bread to put it on.
6. Japanese pastries are amazing.
7. When horny, just hump Veronica. She will partake in it with no question.
8. When horny, back your ass into Veronica. She will partake in it with no question.
9. Wine makes your body forget that it's sick.
10. Follow your instncts and don't trust any bottle of wine with Japanese writing on it, no matter what the price. Even a 1000 yen ($10) bottle of Japanese wine will taste like over-sweet grape juice.
11. No matter how many pastries and how much cheese, bread, pasta, salad, and ice cream one has had, there is ALWAYS room for Country Ma'ams (especially when microwaved).
12. Listening to Rent makes biking uphill for 45 minutes a lot easier to handle.
13. (just 'cause it needs repeating) I LOVE MY OTA ALTS!
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