So, I go to the same barber at my kick-ass 1000 yen haircut place every time. He’s really nice and cool and fun to talk to. However, I fear I may need to stop seeing him because I have gotten into a true Santilli sibling predicament (only Kris can understand what this means)!
So, last time I was there I was saying how I was going to Thailand for winter break and he was like “Oh, you’re going with a lot of girls? You’re going to get a lot of action!!!” A lot of my students go there, plus I didn’t really feel the need to come out to my fucking barber, so I went along with the conversation, but now he thinks I am like the biggest pervert EVER! According to him, I am fucking my way through Japan and now I don’t know how to deny this! Saaaaaad.
On top of this, yesterday he was like, “You know a lot of girl ALTs, right?” I said yes, and he proceeded to tell me that he had a few friends who are interested in going on a “gokon” and I should invite my girl friend ALTs to go with them! ACK! A gokon is when a group (usually of five guys and five girls) go out together for dinner, see who best matches with who, and break off into single dates in the end. It is pretty much like group speed-dating or something. In other words, NOTHING I would ever recommend my friends get randomly involved in! I was like “Hmm, well, most of them don’t speak Japanese!” to try to get the idea out of his head, but I promised that I would tell my friends. So, er, if any girls out there are interested, do I know some boys for you! ;)
Oy. Jeff may wait a while before he gets his hair cut again!
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